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Comic 11 - Never an unsatisfied customer

4th Jan 2010, 8:14 AM
Never an unsatisfied customer
Average Rating: 5 (1 votes)
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PlatonicProductions 4th Jan 2010, 8:14 AM edit delete
PlatonicProductions
Oh hai thar,don't let me be the first to welcome you into the futurrrre. At any moment now, expect that darned monolith to show up. Stanley Kubrick be damned. Anywho, we're back and ready to rock you all the way to that ever-encroaching apocalypse. Anybody set any resolutions? Yeah, me neither.
Comic, right! Well, it's the long awaited comic 8 wherein we meet the always mysterious, always sexy, Sexy dan ( or at least his epic facial hair). His persuasive powers of sexual prowess are a sight to behold, no? Perhaps we shall meet the rest of the hair, sex, and rock-and-roll-ness-ocity that is our friend, Sexy Dan in the next comic. Would you like that? huh, would you boy? Yesh you would.. Oh God! No! Bad reader! Bad! Stop licking yourself!! No! ...Oh jesus, I didn't think that was even physically possible... Anywayssss, ...yeah I'm just gonna step over here and ...now I'm gone.
See you next time, til then stay classy and stay with us internets because we're goin places.
-Thomas

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Linden 4th Jan 2010, 11:15 PM edit delete
Linden
He looks like Jesus.
PlatonicProductions 5th Jan 2010, 7:37 AM edit delete
PlatonicProductions
Perhaps, albeit sexed up and Latin, as opposed to Jewish and dirty (all that walking around in the desert doesn't lend itself to great hygeine, you know).
Linden 6th Jan 2010, 6:35 AM edit delete
Linden
*looks around*
... that works for me.